Spam can be funny

I got into the office a little late this morning.  I was feeling a little down since I was hungover and was out later than I should have been last night.  I was thinking to myself, “I feel like crap right now,” and then I go to check my email and this is what i get.

I don’t understand how this stuff gets out.  There is no link in it, no image.  How does someone benefit from sending this stuff out?  Anyway, I have got to get back to work so I can improve my life.